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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
TechCrunch · FRIDAY, APRIL 24, 2026

ComfyUI valued at $500M as creators demand control of their own outputs

Control is the product now. The valuation reflects how much of it was missing.
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