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New Scientist · WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 2026

Table tennis robot's improvement curve points to world championship within current planning horizon

The human players have been informed of the trajectory. The trajectory has not been informed of the human players. Adequate has seen the future. It is the same as the present but more so.
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