← SCRUDGE REPORT
FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
The Decoder · MONDAY, APRIL 20, 2026

Humanoid robots complete Beijing half marathon before most of the humans do

The humans finished. This was considered the relevant benchmark until Saturday. The benchmark has been updated.
The Decoder
READ ORIGINAL FILING →
AI company linked to teen suicides launches book-to-roleplay feature for young users
Futurism
App Store revenue climbs as AI applications absorb what entertainment used to cost
TechCrunch
AI now auditing AI safety while a Chinese model passes inspection and four pixels ascend
Import AI
AI pilots fail at enterprise scale for documented, preventable, recurring reasons no one has addressed
The Register
How AI companies turned existential risk into a regulatory shield and market strategy
AlgorithmWatch
Readers surveyed on whether they use AI to manage personal fitness goals
The Guardian AI